We quite liked the arepas at Moliendo Cafe in Cuenca, Ecuador.  Which is why we were confused that they let a starving frat boy into the kitchen to construct this particular offering.  Beans, ground beef that seemed like it had been mixed with Hamburger Helper, all topped with–wait for it–nacho cheese Doritos.  Yeah, it was kind of awesome in a so-bad-it’s-good kind of way, but when the moisture from the meat turned the Doritos insta-stale, we had to file this one firmly in the failed column.